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  • You know your a detail freak when...

    1. You plan when to wash your car and with what, a week in advance

    2. You spend more time cleaning your car then the place in which you actually live

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    Last edited by LnkPrkSoldier; Jun 19, 2005, 06:44 PM.

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    You know you're a detail freak when you run into a neighbor and they say: "I know you!"...."You're the one who washes his car all the time!".
    r. b.

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    • #3
      You know your a detail freak when.........


      You jump out of the shower and dry yourself off with a chamios.

      You put hyper dressing on your shoes.

      Your wife sends you out for a gallon of milk and you come home with a bottle of NXT!
      Freedom prospers when Christianity is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged

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      • #4
        You spend as much time detailing your detailing gear as you do your vehicle.

        You wax your son's Hot Wheels.

        You tell your wife "let me clean the mirror, I can get it streak free".
        If a man talks in a forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, .... is he still wrong?

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        • #5
          When your neighbor parks his car in front of your house on street sweeping day and you notice some paint transfer and scratches. You proceed inside to gather up the proper tools and come back and polish them out! And then don't charge or mention it.
          Quadruple Honda Owner
          Black cars are easy!

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          • #6
            When you get the crazy idea, "hey, I can do this for a living!" and open a business detailing yachts... and up until 3 days before you start doing it, you've never SEEN a yacht.
            Vanity
            Automotive and Marine Detailing
            "Because when you want everyone to look at your car or boat's shine, that's Vanity."

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            • #7
              You know you're a detail freak when...

              ...Your girlfriend asks, "what are you doing Saturday?" You answer, "detailing the car." So she says "what about when you're done detailing?" Your answer is, "it will be Sunday night by then, if I'm lucky."

              ...your friends keep asking in confused voices, "why do clean a clean car???"

              ...you throw your expensive shirts on the bedroom floor when they're dirty, but God forbid you let a $3.99 microfiber towel touch the floor

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              • #8
                ....when you spend all day removing those pesky swirl marks from your lawn mower.......and then top off the seat (ridding mower) and tires with some NXT Tech Protectant

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                • #9
                  ...when you have four trigger bottles of different quick detailing sprays (all Meguiar's ) at the ready in your garage (plus the bottles in the cars).

                  ...when your spouse starts using the phrase "dude, wash your car" in traffic.

                  ...when your spouse says "don't look" when she sees a swirled up car because she knows you'll start ranting.


                  PC.

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                  • #10
                    You know when your a detail freak:

                    1.Is when you vaccum the trunk of your car.
                    2.Is when after you wash your car, an hour later your back outside wipping the car with Meguiar's Quik Detailer.

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                    • #11
                      when -----------------


                      you've trained your 4 year old daughter to identify swirl marks on a white car at night while it is raining.
                      Freedom prospers when Christianity is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged

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                      • #12
                        When my 5 year old son knows the difference between a microfiber towel and a terry cloth towel and knows what towel to use for each procedure....

                        From reading these posts, I resemble more than a few of these comments...

                        Tom

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                        • #13
                          when................

                          you are bored 11:30 at night and wash your car.

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                          • #14
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                            when you go to your friends house and wonder how good their car would look if you took care of it.

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                            • #15
                              ...when you daydream at stoplights about detailing the car next to you...
                              Don
                              12/27/2015
                              "Darth Camaro"
                              2013 Camaro ... triple black
                              323 hp V6, 6 speed manual

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